It Just seems like a few short weeks ago TJParsons told Uddershiet Films he was leaving Producing and Directing (in the more capable hands of Matt Chellini) to pursue a career in Hip-Hop. Some us wanted to see him fail, some of us scratched our heads, some of us mourned,  and some of us just muttered who the @$#& is TJParsons?

Cryptically titled in Wilbur Farsee's video micromentary " I'm Not All There" TJParsons was last seen creating a public spectacle, neigh a tirade about the availability of a banana creme Wedding cake and now we know why! More after this punctuation and couple of spaces.

Honkey Monkey married Griselda "Sueke" Monkey in a small country chapel over the Memorial Day weekend. TJParsons making an appearance to show his support and reunite with his old friend (Honkey Monkey), found a new purpose when it was discovered that Griselda was the daughter of famed classic actor Reginiald Longfoot.  Longfoot whose carreer ignited some of the most ill advised B movies in history took a liking to TJ and the two of them reportedly talked for hours. The bartender states "Mr. Parsons took a whiz at least three dozen times. I think that meant he was happy."

A day later we finally got contact with TJ He said " What a life this guy has led, one thing led to another and now I'm in talks for making a bio on this guy."  Longfoot when reached for comment stated "Yeah .. he's a good kid.  Sharper than people give him credit for. I couldn't think of anyone else I would even allow to take a crack at putting my life in a movie."  Good news for us here at Uddershiet maybe? Either way good news for Reginald Longfoot as his life has been stricken with poverty and the brink of starvation at best. Will people pay to see an old out of work actor? Can Longfoot get back on his feet with the help of TJParsons and crew? We hope so. It couldn't happen to a nicer fellow.

Tom Parsons

The founder of Uddershiet Films and film enthusiast, maintains a fun collection of movies that he regularly references for technical examples, discussions with colleagues, friends, students, and production staff. Although there are particular films, shorts, and videos that he prefers over others, seldom is there a movie that he doesn't like.